What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Your going to be alright just relax

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Innocent before proven guilty

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

This isn't going to, hurt.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Lose lips shimk ships.

But this is not

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like religions.

Bible.. Hm.?

I don't like

You shall not bear false witness.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Maybe leave out

Deuteronomy 17

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?